Topic: Best Jailbait thread ever! (Read 323415 times)

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #150 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:11:09 PM »

Quote from: *txmica3* on June 14, 2007, 11:07:06 PM

it was on comedy central, lemmie see if i can pull it up.. gimmie a few minutes :D

No problem!

condor888000 · « **Reply #151 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:12:39 PM »

Was that a Russell Peters skit?

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #152 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:14:31 PM »

Quote from: condor888000 on June 14, 2007, 11:12:39 PM

Was that a Russell Peters skit?

He's a great comedian! I love his "beat your kids" skit

*txmica3* · « **Reply #153 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:17:41 PM »

found it!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1255442233

hope that link works, if not ill try to find it somewhere else :?.

ohh my gawd i watched part of it to make sure its the same and im on the floor again

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #154 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:18:31 PM »

I'm gonna watch it now

*txmica3* · « **Reply #155 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:22:41 PM »

shit.. i dont think that was the right comedian, sorry

but hes the funniest ive ever seen so its worth your time!

i cant remember the other guys name (if enrique isnt it) :? iono where my mind was when i thought it was him lol

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #156 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:40:13 PM »

Man even if it wasn't you were right he was hilarious!

Oh and I'm sure the other guy's name will come to you

*txmica3* · « **Reply #157 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:47:18 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Speed on June 14, 2007, 11:40:13 PM

Man even if it wasn't you were right he was hilarious!

Oh and I'm sure the other guy's name will come to you

eh prolly not, he was one of like 5 or 6 comedians my friend showd me. we watched all these in physics since our teacher was a deadbeat who couldnt draw a complete circuit to save his life..

unfortunately, i wouldnt even know the name if i saw it, but enrique is my all time favorite comedian.

"theres five levels of fat.. theres big, large, husky, fluffy, and DAYUM!"

"lookie here livin la vida loca.."

and the one i quote all the time in real life... "but it was funny huh?"

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #158 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:50:04 PM »

Quote from: *txmica3* on June 14, 2007, 11:47:18 PM

eh prolly not, he was one of like 5 or 6 comedians my friend showd me. we watched all these in physics since our teacher was a deadbeat who couldnt draw a complete circuit to save his life..

unfortunately, i wouldnt even know the name if i saw it, but enrique is my all time favorite comedian.

"theres five levels of fat.. theres big, large, husky, fluffy, and DAYUM!" "lookie here livin la vida loca.."

and the one i quote all the time in real life... "but it was funny huh?"

I'm sure you'll be able too...oh and another quote "*giggling* Oh they fit!"

*txmica3* · « **Reply #159 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Speed on June 14, 2007, 11:50:04 PM

Quote from: *txmica3* on June 14, 2007, 11:47:18 PM
eh prolly not, he was one of like 5 or 6 comedians my friend showd me. we watched all these in physics since our teacher was a deadbeat who couldnt draw a complete circuit to save his life..

unfortunately, i wouldnt even know the name if i saw it, but enrique is my all time favorite comedian.

"theres five levels of fat.. theres big, large, husky, fluffy, and DAYUM!" "lookie here livin la vida loca.."

and the one i quote all the time in real life... "but it was funny huh?"

I'm sure you'll be able too...oh and another quote "*giggling* Oh they fit!"

"three clicks.."

"go shreck!"- "shutup"

anyway lets not spoil it for everyone else needing to watch it

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #160 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:56:09 PM »

Quote from: *txmica3* on June 14, 2007, 11:54:41 PM

anyway lets not spoil it for everyone else needing to watch it

Yeah your right

*txmica3* · « **Reply #161 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:59:24 PM »

sooo....

haha

my history teacher last year.. its a joke, hes not really like that (at least i hope not) but his class was a huge free speech/joke session most of the time and hes really laid back.

hes always doing shit just for kicks and i thought this shit was hilarious, esp since all those chicks are under 18

best.class.ever. 8) sadly those chicks were in a different period than i was

j-easy · « **Reply #162 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:01:18 AM »

oh shit, history teacher got bitches

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #163 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:02:49 AM »

Yeah sorry for the

So

with more jailbait!!!

phan95 · « **Reply #164 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:05:19 AM »

Baby say it slow...................Chooocoooolaaate Caaake. LMAO

*txmica3* · « **Reply #165 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:06:10 AM »

Quote from: phan95 on June 15, 2007, 12:05:19 AM

Baby say it slow...................Chooocoooolaaate Caaake. LMAO

*rubs nipples* mehehehehe!

Mr. Speed · « **Reply #166 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:06:25 AM »

Quote from: phan95 on June 15, 2007, 12:05:19 AM

Baby say it slow...................Chooocoooolaaate Caaake. LMAO

F4i Kyle · « **Reply #167 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:21:21 AM »

Quote from: ADaughen on June 14, 2007, 10:27:40 PM

Quote from: kyasa on June 14, 2007, 02:55:24 AM
Quote from: pandastew on June 14, 2007, 02:53:48 AM
bring her to mexico or something then its all good
Good idea! You can't get arrested here if the act happens there can you?

AHAHAHAHA Her father can report you for kidnapping then. Whether she went willingly or not. Across state lines == bad if her dad doesn't like you. Out of country == even worse.

And yes, if you have consensual with a minor and their parents press charges (in some states, the parents don't even have to press charges, the State does it for the minor) you will be posted on a Sex Crimes site. Your picture, where you live, where you work, and what you did, when you were charged with the crime...

Bad stuff. Nothing waiting 2-3 years won't fix.

Edit, besides, most of those chicks are dumber than two sticks (ie Paris Hilton). I just want to f*ng beat them with a 2x4.

Get a girl in College, with a decent major. 1. You know she's got some brains, (so you'll have something to talk about when you can't boink each other's brains out) 2. If you end up sticking it out with her, she'll be making some $$, and 3. She's responsible enough to do her studies AND stay fit, she's responsible enough to remember the pill.

Agreed, agreed, and...agreed. My g/f is majoring in communications, and wants to be a journalist. And yes, she's definitely on the pill (she has an alarm that goes off every day, but I sure as hell make sure it does, haha)

xtopher · « **Reply #168 on:** June 15, 2007, 01:30:16 AM »

check this out.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCsIlIzs3yA

drdellorama · « **Reply #169 on:** June 15, 2007, 01:33:49 AM »

Quote from: xtopher on June 15, 2007, 01:30:16 AM

check this out.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCsIlIzs3yA

ooo god my fantasy..... jackpot!
hahah

smokinAMD · « **Reply #170 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:27:45 AM »

Being 21 sucks, getting a hard on to this thread is probably illegal. But if I shave, I can probably pass for 15, so that makes it ok, right?

drdellorama · « **Reply #171 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:30:52 AM »

nahh it's not illegal unless you touch them girls

smokinAMD · « **Reply #172 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:36:57 AM »

What if I touch them while wearing all black, a ski mask, and rubber gloves? Would that be legal.....

wooo.....beer.

drdellorama · « **Reply #173 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:43:22 AM »

ok too much beer for you!

travicon · « **Reply #174 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:29:16 AM »

Quote from: *txmica3* on June 14, 2007, 11:59:24 PM

sooo.... haha

my history teacher last year.. its a joke, hes not really like that (at least i hope not) but his class was a huge free speech/joke session most of the time and hes really laid back.

hes always doing shit just for kicks and i thought this shit was hilarious, esp since all those chicks are under 18

best.class.ever. 8) sadly those chicks were in a different period than i was

wow so the one in the middle is uber-awesome

phan95 · « **Reply #175 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:07:42 PM »

Quote from: xtopher on June 15, 2007, 01:30:16 AM

check this out.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCsIlIzs3yA

My neck hurts from this video lol.

Fiji Mazda3 · « **Reply #176 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:47:43 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVKDehus6fo

A little more clothes, but much better dancing and looking.

drdellorama · « **Reply #177 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Fiji Mazda3 on June 15, 2007, 03:47:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVKDehus6fo

A little more clothes, but much better dancing and looking.

OMG, she looks a lot like my ex gf, hahahha
i'm serious, lol

when i first opened that video, i was like......... hmmmmm that can't be.....
lol

Fiji Mazda3 · « **Reply #178 on:** June 15, 2007, 04:10:14 PM »

Quote from: drdellorama on June 15, 2007, 03:54:53 PM

Quote from: Fiji Mazda3 on June 15, 2007, 03:47:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVKDehus6fo

A little more clothes, but much better dancing and looking.

OMG, she looks a lot like my ex gf, hahahha
i'm serious, lol

when i first opened that video, i was like......... hmmmmm that can't be.....
lol

Why the hell did you break up with her?? If she looks anything like that, .............. goddamn!!

xtopher · « **Reply #179 on:** June 15, 2007, 04:13:09 PM »

Quote from: Fiji Mazda3 on June 15, 2007, 03:47:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVKDehus6fo

A little more clothes, but much better dancing and looking.

she's incredible

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